Episode 99 - The 12 Questions Your Board Update Should Answer
Welcome to episode 99 of the Retention Blueprint.
I've sat in hundreds of retention board and ExCo updates.
They often follow the same agenda
Churn rate chart.
CRM activity.
A list of campaigns that ran last month.
Somebody says the word "re-engagement."
Actions get assigned.
CRM gets asked to do more.
And a month later, you're back in the same room, looking at the same charts, having the same conversation.
Here's what took me years to work out.
The problem isn't the quality of the answers.
It's the quality of the questions.
Boards ask about churn because churn is the thing that has a number.
But churn is a symptom.
Retention leaks are structural, and structural leaks don't show up on a churn chart.
So today I want to give you the questions I use to diagnose structural retention leaks.
Twelve of them, in four groups, let's go!
Group 1: Value, pricing and fit
Start here. It's the layer nobody wants to open, because opening it implicates decisions the room already made.
1. Which customer segments are we structurally unable to retain, and are we still acquiring them? If so for how much? What's the LTV-CAC ratio?
2. When did we last test whether our price still matches perceived value, not willingness to pay at signup, but perceived value at month six?
3. If we removed every retention campaign tomorrow, what would our base do?
That third one is uncomfortable on purpose. It separates the retention your proposition earns from the retention your marketing increments.
The tell that you have a problem here: churn is relatively flat across every channel and every intervention you've tried for the problem cohort. Uniform churn is almost never a CRM problem. You cannot message your way out of a value proposition problem. This is a core product offer issue (or thought of differently, an acquisition quality issue).
Group 2: Acquisition quality
The leak that nobody in the room is incentivised to find, because it sits inside somebody else's target.
4. What are our 12-month survival curves by acquisition source, offer and promotion?
5. What proportion of last year's churn was from customers we should never have acquired on the terms we acquired them?
6. Who is accountable when a channel hits its volume target, but misses its LTV goals?
If nobody in the business can answer question 4 in a week, that's your finding. It means acquisition and retention are being managed as separate P&Ls, and the gap between them is the opportunity.
Group 3: Moments of truth
Now, the experience layer.
7. If we pulled 24 months of churn data, which touchpoints do leavers share in the weeks before they go? What happened at those moments?
8. Which of those moments has a named owner outside marketing?
9. What happens to a customer when something goes wrong, and how do we know?
Question 7 is the one that changes meetings. It replaces opinion with evidence, and it usually surfaces three or four moments, not thirty. That's the point. The instinct is to optimise the whole customer experience, and that's precisely where CX programmes go to die. You must focus on the handful of interactions that actually decide retention. Question 8 is the political one. In most businesses the answer is "nobody," and if thats the case orphaned moments can stay broken for years (I had a client last year where a cohort of customers could not log in and it had been that way for months with no owner).
Group 4: The value gap
This one cuts across all three layers, and it's the difference between reacting and preventing.
10. How long before a cancellation can we see a customer drifting from value?
11. Are our interventions triggered by behaviour, rules or by a calendar?
12. What's our time to next meaningful action, per customer, not per segment?
By the time a churn score fires, the customer has usually been gone emotionally for a while. The value gap is the window before that, and it's where the recoverable revenue lives, the answer to question 10 is key. If your answer to question 11 is "the calendar," you're running a campaign schedule and calling it a retention strategy. If you don’t know the answer to question 12 or know what healthy looks like, you won't focus on the right customers at the right moments.
What comes out the other end?
One page. Not sixty.
Run the twelve in your next update. Not all at once, pick the group you're least confident answering, and start there.
That discomfort is the signal.
So: which of the four groups would your business struggle with most? Hit reply with the number. I read every one, give me some context, and I'll send back the first place I'd look.
Until next time,
Tom
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